As the Tour de France winds down, the Tour de CrunchWrap must also come to an end (And No, Lance didn't win this one). I know you are all very disappointed by this annoucement, but the CrunchWrap was really taking control of this blog. So, to end this Tour, it is only right to give the yellow jersey to it's rightful owner. Thus, we need your help to make sure we chose the greatest champion of the CrunchWrap.
It really came down to three main competitors:
Height: 5 feet 11 inches
Weight: A fat 186 pounds
Favorite Technique: "The one handed eat until you sweat, then pound it even harder."
Hall of Fame: Eating three (3) CrunchWraps in one (1) sitting.
Competitor 2: Joseph Riley PayneHeight: 6 foot 1 inch
Weight: A slim 179 pounds
Favorite Technique: "I like to eat my CrunchWrap slow so I have enough time to digest them fully - plus I'm Lauren's bitch and she doesn't like when I eat too fast."
Hall of Fame: No Way! Joe Payne isn't getting into the Hall of Fame by eating one (1) CrunchWrap! Are you kidding me?
Competitor 3: Daniel Richard AmatoHeight: 5 foot 9 and 3/8 inches
Weight: A deceiving 160 pounds
Favorite Technique: "It has to be eating two at once. Then, your competitor gets confused and starts sweating."
Hall of Fame: Eating eleven (11) Crunchwraps in five (5) days.
As you can see, it is quite a race. So close, the judges need you to help decide the winner. Please leave a comment and vote for your favorite competitor. Please evalute each competitor carefully, then place your vote in the comment box below.
Thanks,
The Tour de CrunchWrap Board Members
4 comments:
You got my picture wrong. And I may have had only one so far, but I did bring someone else with me for his first too. Also, I think I deserve credit that in the last year, I had more Taco Bell between 3:00-4:00 A.M. several days per week than most people have in their entire life. That's got to account for something, and there will be many more Crunchwraps in my future.
I vote for Daniel Richard. Yo quiero taco bell
yes i am actually a solid 6 feet tall. i was actually listed at 6 foot 1 inches in the nd program thank you
John has now officially eaten 9 crunchwraps and is still going strong.
I ate another one today. Go me
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