100 to 1 Odds!

Well, my mom told me to get a job, so here is my proposal...kicking your ass in some ping pong. Since no one can seem to be me in Ping-Pong lately, i am offering everyone 100 to 1 odds. So, essentially (wanted to fit this word in here somewhere), if you beat me i will give you a $100 bill straight up. But, if i win, you just owe me $1 - dollar bills must be on the table. I am bound to lose sometime. So, this is for all of you out there, bring your paddle and your dolla bilz. dogger out.