Friday, January 27, 2006

Go Mow Your Own Lawn!!

Why? Because i'm not doing it anymore!! I QUIT!!!

Check out that sick mullet i was rockin'

Well, that's not exactly true, but i won't be mowing many lawns this summer season unless i drop out of school and start living out of the truck of my 22' simplicity and weed eater. But honestly, i dont think thats going to happen either, especially if i keep getting these bogus requirement classes they keep giving me. Well, anyway, to abide by Nancy Pant's constant bickering about my lawn business, i finally sold the damn thing! So, techniqually, i do not own Jupiter anymore! Which is a very sad thing to me.
So, after realizing it was time to give up my first love, just as my brothers did, rather than selling it on eBay, i passed it down the family tree once more to little Nic. So, all of you with Jupiter Pro Lawn Care memorabilia, make sure you hold on to it, because who knows how much longer this company is going to last with Nic calling the shots. But anyway, help a brother out and give him a call (419.704.5669) the next time you go on vacation...or at least the next time your having trouble figuring out what to wear.
Well, i guess this only means one thing to me, either get a real job in the real world, or move my Jupiter Pro Lawn Care out west this summer. Either way, i'm sure i will we wishing i was still mowing lawns with my 48' Bunton making sure black Nic doesn't screw up...or for that matter, talk to too many Perrysburg clients.

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