Day 20: London, England

Okay, so i woke up with one thing on my mind today - Doner! And, since it is basically the best food i have had all trip, i realized today was my last day to enjoy its deliciousness. Therefore, our diet would consist only of Doner in hopes that we would be able to leave it behind peacefully.
We had nothing to do today since we toured the whole city yesterday. Plus, we were just sick of Europeans and the weird things they do to bother with any Pelner tours. Basically, we were ready to be back. So, we filled our day doing things we havent done all trip - like sleeping, bowling, cookies, a movie, and lots of Doner.
So we slept in just enough to make sure we were well rested for our big day in London - doing things no one else does in London. We started our Doner Diet bright and early on our way to the bowling alley and then spent about what seemed like 20 minutes bowling. P-Dog and Pelner didnt even break the century mark, but at least they beat the muslim girls that were bowling next to us. Although, we did get a good laugh when one of the girls didn't let go of her bowling ball and fell straight to the ground. I think she bowled a 12.
After bowling, we really had nothing to do. And since our previous London tour guide, Frosty, had since returned to the USA - we were on our own this time! And thats when we had an idea. To do as Frosty would do, we ate cookies! If anyone really wants to get me a present, just order me a large batch of Ben's cookies! Thanks.
Although we were nowhere near the cookie shop, we thought it couldn't hurt to spend the afternoon searching for cookies. And thats exactly what we did. So, after an hour of walking, a very smart pit stop to pick up some milk - we somehow made it! P-Dog and i dominated the event by getting 14 cookies. In which we would only finish 2 before we were full. But we have plenty for our friends back home who would really appreciate them.
With nothing else scheduled on this busy day, we headed to the movie theatre. And after a short speech by Pelner, we were on our way to see "Things to do Before Your 30." I actually wanted to see "Failure to Launch." But, Pelner said no.
We ended up taking the subway back to the hostel so Smeagol could get some extra napping in. And once he woke up - we began our night as we always did - with a few games of cards. And after an early and hard start to our night, we headed out to find Doner #2. And it was good.
P-Dog apparently made a date with that Swiss couple we met last night. And as it turned out, they were there waiting for us - even though we were an hour late!
Our new hair styles we a big hit - thanks to the new rules put into place after our card games. And once we got bored with the Europeans, we headed to our favorite Doner stand for Doner #3. And after being completely full, Pelner ordered us Doner #4. And we were happy.
And i can officially say i will no longer miss Doner after this day. I was more full that i have ever been in my entire life...and actually wanted to kill Doner.
And oh yeah, this was the night P-Dog felt like reading. So after trying to read with the light on, and Smeagol yelling at him, P-Dog ended up reading his book out in the hall while the rest of us went to sleep.