Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Mullet Watch I


For this newest year, 2006 i have decided to improve all aspects of my life. So, instead of taking the easy way out and doing something like changing my name like old man Jack, i have decided this year needs to honor something special...like the mullet, of course!
In memory of Pat's long lost mullet wig, in which Pat unfortunately left in Sun Devil Stadium on January 3rd, i have decided to honor all that is good by growing a real live mullet. So, stayed tuned to the mullet watch because as soon as i start washing my hair again, im positive this undeveloped mullet of mine will blossom. And hopefully by the time i get my Chuck Taylor's, we can all return to mullet wig glory on Eurotrip. So, start growing your today...we only have 2 more months!!! Can't you see..this is urgent..

1 comment:

juplife said...

way to steal my idea. mine is so going to dominate yours. it's ready to get trimmed now. i'll show you when you're here why you are the runt of the family.