Well, with so much pressure from Jack, i decided to turn it up a notch in mullet race. You know what that means - ya, i washed my hair again! Therefore, after measuring my hair this morning, it grew an unheard of five inches overnight!! Be scared competitors!
Initially, i was not aware that Jack was part of this competition. Which is entirely so unfair because he has such a natural mullet. I mean, how can you not have a mullet when the only hair you have on your head is in the back and on the sides? Seriously? And to top it off, when he wears a hat his hair gets this nasty flip in the back that even I can't help but be jealous of.
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